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1.Theme words are my own..From my heart . I love you,I love you,I love you,I love you

2. Breathless kisses,burning touches,soft-spoken words of love urgently spoken words of passion.

3 LA man and a woman,one complete love since time began predestined to be as one.

4.We’ve been together before,in other lifetimes,we’ve fought dragons,and have been torn from each others arms yet our love prevailed.

5.We’ve walked on this earth many times together,perhaps for a moment,perhaps for years but our heart is one heart and we were meant to be.

6.So when our time on earth,once again comes to a close have no worries my dear for we will find each other again,and again and again.

7. A special world for you and me,a special bond one cannot see,it wraps us up in its cocoon and holds us fiercely in its womb.

8. Its fingers spread like fine spun gold,gently nestling us to the fold like silken thread it holds us fast and bonds like this are meant to last.

9. Love is the greatest feeling,love is like a play,love is what I feel for you,each and every day,love is like a smile,love is like a song,love is a great emotion,that keeps us going strong,I love you with my heart,my body and my soul,I love the way I keep loving,like a love I can’t control,so remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart,and I have poured my entire soul into you,right from the very start.

10. What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!

11. We have to look for the facts, not words (trebuie sa ne uitam la fapte, nu la vorbe);

12. Don’t be sad, don’t be blue..Frankenstein was ugly too (nu fi trist, nu fi suparat, si Frankentein era urat);

13. He who laughs last, laughs best! But he who laughs first , sees the point (cel care rade la urma , rade mai bine! Dar cel care rade primul,intelege poanta);

14. To be or not to be, this is the question (a fi sau a nu fi, aceasta este intrebarea);

15. A bad workman always blames his tools (un muncitor prost da intotdeauna vina pe unelte)

16. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (o pasare in mana face mai mult decat doua pasari din tufis);

17. A faithful friend is hard to find; remember man and keep in mind (un prieten adevarat este greu de gasit; sa tii minte asta)

18. A friend in need it’s a frienf indeed (prietenul la nevoie se cunoaste);

19. A smile doesn’t cost anything (un zambet nu costa nimic);

20. Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose (intodeauna imita comportamentul invingatorilor atunci cand pierzi);

21. These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they
arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first
guy says “It’s gotta be the booze. I’m always drunk.

22. The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing
but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of.

23. The guy’s thinking, “Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!” and runs
into the room.

24. The second guy says, “It’s the women. I could never stay faithful to my
wife.”

25. The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked
women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there
for 100 years. He couldn’t believe it. His dick was instantly hard and
he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door.

26. The third man said “It’s gotta be the bud. I’m always tokin’ up.”

27. The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot
tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death
bud. The stoner can’t believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian
style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him.

28. One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three
men.

29. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He’s got an
empty bottle in one hand, he’s completely naked, hasn’t shaved or
showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. “I’ll
never drink again!” he says.

30. The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to
give him a second shot at life.

31. The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even
faster than when he went in. “I’m fucking gay!” he screams.

32. The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and
gives him another chance as well.

33. The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has
changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was
100 years ago.

34. The devil asks him if he learned anything.

35. The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek.

36. Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor

37. Todays another day time for new beginnings, yesterday I said mean
things, but you know I didn’t mean it. It’s like running out on someone
you love even though you still love them, all I needed was time to
think, and realize how lucky I am. So when I said don’t talk to me and
slammed the door in your face, what I meant to say was I love you and
my door is always open, life wouldn’t be the same without you by me
every step of the way.

38. Im not addicted…I’m just affraid of that voice that says ‘goodbye’

4. My two biggest problems are addiction to the internet and
procrastination. I’m away from the Internet now…I’ll work on
procrastination later.

39. I hate it when someone asks me ‘If everyone else jumped off a
bridge, would you do it too?’ So, I’m on my way to go jump off a bridge
because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I
won’t be jumping just because everyone else did!

40. Notice how you and me are always online at the same time? You must be addicted.

41. If you got this message, I pulled myself off the computer in
order to take a brief break. I really doubt that I’ll be gone long, and
if I am, I am most definatly going through withdrawl, so please, stay,
talk, I will return within seconds.

42. Cute enough to make you look twice, Sweet enough but not too
nice, A lil crazy but not too wild, The kinda girl that’ll make you
smile

43. God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt.